Mars Hill Diggings: Raising Heaven Again

How I Rate 'Yahoo! Answers'-Answers

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Sat, 17 May 2008 14:47:00 +0000

Long-story-short: Christianity is the correct doorway.

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Tell Me How Wrong I Am when I Say This!

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:21:00 +0000

(And when I say 'me,' I mean all the people who read my works.)

Read the blog linked from the title, and–if you would see me 'saved' from whatever "wrong" I'm supporting there–TELL ME WHAT IT IS!

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As Surely as I Am in Mars Hill ...

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Mon, 05 May 2008 16:56:00 +0000

... so surely are my prayers True (i.e. I am whether they 'want me to be' or not!)

Click the title above to read some thoughts inspired by last Thursday's "National Day of Prayer."

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Saving Lucifer

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:03:00 +0000

You don't serve God by shutting your eyes to the light provided.

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Get Retarded!

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:52:00 +0000

Click the Title!

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Buddhism Is the Way of Christianity's Indirect Lineage

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:17:00 +0000

If you're Christian but afraid that your faith can be shaken by learning the Truth behind The Truth, say the Our Father for a few hours instead of CLICKing THIS 'READ MORE'-LINK!

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Name Conspiracy with Britney Spears and Jesus Christ

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:42:00 +0000

I don’t love General Norman Schwartzkof (ol` “Stormin` Norman”), but I love his sense-of duty; I don’t love Britney Spears, but I love the “Baby One More Time”-schoolgirl.

I was watching Britney Spears’ A&E-biography while writing, and thought of the old soldiers’ “a good soldier doesn’t die, he just fades away.” Replace ‘good soldier’ with “good Name,“ and there you see a major truth.

The man of ’good Name’ sees how his work (like a branch of vine) fits into the Eternal Spiral of the conglomeration of vines, starting at the crack of space between two other vines, expanding and becoming its own vine and merging into the expansion of vines that rise above it.. That truth is the truth of the big ... “THE Conspiracy Theory.”

The vine-conglomeration is whatever state/society/union you consider. It grows, lengthening onward and upward, remembering how much more-comfortable the previous track was and spinning around to get that comfort again (though still growing onward and upward, thus spiraling up).

Eventually the people find that their vines were never comfortable unless they were merged together under one vine—shade provided by the reams-and-reams of scripture surrounding the name “Jesus Christ.”

The Vines here are ‘personal-histories as referenced by our names’ ... e.g. I say ‘Bill Gates,’ your mind registers what you know of his vine in the conspiracy. Jesus Christ is the name toward which all our vines move and -under which all our vines merge.

Jesus Christ the person doesn’t really matter, it’s the action (which earns the name) that matters. “Christ” simply means ‘sacred entity’ (and ‘holiness’ is really ‘comforting from an unknown source.’) Jesus (as the angel told Joseph) means ‘one who saves’ (i.e. ‘a bringer of rescuing usefulness’). So really, ‘Jesus Christ’ is just anyone at the time he brings saving comfort in an unknown way.^* When this person is not bringing, he is merely Christ-like—you know he has salvation, but he’s not (at that time) bringing it to you.

That’s why men-and-women need each other: the unspoken comfort (beyond the physical). Oh, the physical comfort can be had without partners; but there is a holiness to knowing that--for the moment (etched into eternity)--you are the ‘only bringer’ in the other’s world. (‘Only bringer (of Amazing Grace)’ could be another translation of ‘Jesus Christ.’)

Thus Christian marriage makes each party ‘Christ’ to the other party.

^*If you take only one part of this statement and argue against the whole thing, you’re using the same ‘shadowy reading-lamp’ that Satan hopes you use.

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You Can Prosper from Our Family's Prosperous Prosperity!

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:27:00 +0000

Of course, we ask nothing of the great store of your prosperity. Your prosperity is yours to use/donate as you wish. We just know that the time you spend with our prosperity will prosper so prosperously that the accumulated prosperousness will be too prosperous for the prosperers to even care where the prosperity spreads prosperously!

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Satan: It's Not "That He Has the Pitchfork," but "What He Does with It"

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 06:21:00 +0000

This online petition claims to ask the US Government to fulfill 'a promise it made' to eradicate world-hunger—and uses a quote from Mother Teresa to promote it.

Okay; Christianity's great and -everything, but our elected officials aren't the world's saviors! Sure, maybe some extra food-money could be squeezed out of several useless government-programs; BUT GIVE THAT MONEY BACK TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE (i.e. me) AND LET THEM/HIM USE IT FOR WHATEVER THE HELL HE WANTS IT USED FOR! lol

Astrologer Rob Brezny Interprets the Crab with Paraphrasing

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:14:00 +0000

"`Twas a dream the astrologer paraphrased, a dream from WorldDreamBank!"God speaks to us; an echo that never ended.

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This Is Our Country

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 03:01:00 +0000

I don't care if you want to call it "the United States of America;" I'm gonna call it ... the name I entered in the 'country'-space of this profile.

Countries and states and cities are just groupings that help Empire-seekers figure out who's stupider, anyway ...

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Meta-Thought on Using Networking

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 19:22:00 +0000

I wrote about the trick to prospering peacefully from Yuwie.com, but I wrote it somewhere that Digg doesn't like to hear about. See what I do about it and how (with the help of Feedburner and other MySpace-ish sites like Yuwie, GIZter, Facebook, YouTube, BlogSpot, Lazzeo, Yahoo! Groups etc.) you can leave a deeper, darker mark on your networks!I also originally opened the other blog because I felt I would get more response from the "Mars Hill" community in OKC, but 'Mars Hill' seems to be fading into the 'Bible-cuddling' planted-church philosophy---which is okay for them, but it makes them less-responsive, unconcerned with troubles that have no simple solution (money-poverty? throw money at it! need for constant response? the solution is simply stated, but not done as simply as 'throwing money at it').I admit, I'm a hypocrite here. I'm deceived into believing I'm too busy 'making ~myself~ right' to have time to contribute to others' righteousness. That, and I'm one of the thinking undead ... "BRAINS ... BRAINS ... BRAINS ... read the words of my BRAINS ..."

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Homage to History

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 20:15:00 +0000

Showing respect for the code that ruled civilizations fathers ("We must honor The Code!..."), The Supreme Court voted to keep The Ten Commandments on display.

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"Christianity Today's" Bible Studies

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:39:00 +0000

Don't let the mis-formatted head-banner fool you into mistaking these Christian Bible Studies for something they're not!

(I clicked over from a search on "The Ten Commandments," and the top-banner was an ad for Men of Integrity; BlogThis!ing it here, I started out explaining that, 'No, this is not gay voyeurism!' But then I looked below the header; 'Oh, yeah! Heh, never mind!')

YouTube - Religious Idiocy

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:53:00 +0000

Idiocy like this is the result of more-than-one Law.

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Cajun Terms

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:56:00 +0000

I don't know that any of us expect to do any mission-work in Baton Rouge anytime soon; but–when we're called there–it'll probably be good to have a little familiarity with Cajun Terms.

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Why God Permits Evil

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:33:00 +0000

Click to order-, read- or download-Why God Permits Evil, which I'll be reading on my YouTube someday.

Graboid: Better than Torrents?

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:25:00 +0000

"Graboid" is a 'video-sharing'-site. Below is what the "digg" (of a "Sun Herald"-article about Graboid) said about it followed by my comment."I knew about this site from a couple of months ago when a friend told me about it. The service really is the fastest video download site I've ever seen. Not sure where the content is coming from, or if it's legal, but it has TV shows on there that you just can't find anywhere else."(Then I said) As far as "legality" goes, 'everything is legal on the Internet' until you "get caught committing crime." For instance, the webmasters can put up whatever content they find that they can put up, and can even 'offer' a download-link ... just like I can tell you the secret word that kills hearers on contact; but it's You who takes the opportunity to commit the crime!

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"News Flash" Catholic League President Wants You to 'Not' Take Your Children to See "Jerry Springer: The Opera"

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 18:18:00 +0000

... and here I thought Jerry-and-Friends were off to start a clergy-/abbey-feeding daycare center!

Sure, Carnegie Hall has never presented such an anti-Christian display before; but president Bill Donohue would be better off telling parents that 'watching Jerry Springer: The Opera' is about as fun as 'eating things you find on the ground' (and leaving it at that).

Since Mr. Donohue feels it necessary to describe in detail the carnal, voluptuous, sensual display being featured, perhaps he also sees why Carnegie Hall believes that people would pay to get a chance to see it!

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Revelation from Not So Long Ago

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 07:41:00 +0000

in a review of Hackers

Jim Gerard Wants You to Read "A Heathen's Guide to the Rapture"

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 05:10:00 +0000

... not because he wants you to feel better about yourself--though he might want that as well; because he is a funny guy, so you will feel better--but because (like every human writer) he wants his name on the subliminal receipt for the vast wisdom of Infinite Intelligence ... or something/nothing/whatever ...

Don't Blame God!

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:32:00 +0000

Sure, God is ever-present; but He doesn't always want to be!

Think of the dump—God is present in every last microbe of scum there, but--if you praise Him for the slime and the ooze before you praise Him for the sunrise and the rainbow--then you're not giving Him the credit He deserves!

He doesn't want you to suffer without the possibility of reward! Anyone who tells you otherwise gets his news from the unholiest of sources!

Listen to what Rev. Kenneth Copeland tells us today:

Jan 16 - Jesus Can Set Them Free

"And as ye go, preach, saying, The kingdom of heaven is at hand. Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give."
(Matthew 10:7-8)

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Dear ,

There are those who've said that some of the diseases that are on the rampage right now, diseases such as AIDS, are God's way of punishing immoral people today. There is absolutely no scriptural basis for that!

God does not bring disease on the human race. In fact, if there's anybody in heaven and earth who hates it, it's Jesus. The devil is the one who's trying to tell us otherwise. He's promoting a lie, trying to get us to believe God is the one who's inflicting these diseases on people because he knows that if the victims believe that, it will drive them further from God than ever. And that's his aim.

It's time you and I as believers put a stop to that lie. Some time ago, the Lord spoke to my heart and told me so. He said, "Reach out to those who are suffering. Let them know I didn't do this to them. Let them know I'm their Deliverer!"

That word was not just for me, it was for the whole Body of Christ. We need to tell people who've been afflicted with AIDS or any such disease that Jesus is Lord over it. We need to tell them that God loves them dearly, and He has the desire and the power to heal them.

God is not responsible for the suffering we're seeing around us. That's just a nasty lie the devil is passing around. And if you and I do our job right, very soon another word is going to start spreading through the streets. The news is going to get out that Jesus Christ is not their captor, He's the One who can set them free!

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Scripture Study: Matthew 9:18-26

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Obama tells People What They Want to Hear (Like They Matter)

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 06:17:00 +0000

Did you ever pledge allegiance to a flag that stood for a Democ? I didn't, and I'm not sure whether Obama ever did either.

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Kha Ai: Model who Makes 'Looking at Clothes' Oh-So-Pleasant!

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 06:24:00 +0000

if "expanding your network" weren't good enough a reason to join Yuwie.com, this manifestation of beauty would have 'investing the memory' and 'downloading the content' there anyway!

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Whose Inconvenient Fahrenheit 9/11 Truth Book of Secrets?

noreply@blogger.com (Uncle MythMan J) — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 17:40:00 +0000

A review of "National Treasure: Book of Secrets" with a wailing decree of the dumbing of the world-audience

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